Naija Craze- Moon sighting Joke.

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Naija boys will create a joke out of anything. See this moon sighting Joke. Lol


The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-anonymous

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
- anonymous
 
The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David (Chairman committee on moon Observation)
-anonymous
 
The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-anonymous
 
The anomally in the crescentic illumina of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Oba..

The Apc was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayo..

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-Apc

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Pres.....

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons soon
-Niger DA

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-eFcC

We dont want to see the Moon again
-Biafrans

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-.......
Na Joke OOOOO

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